Murphy's Law
The basic structure of the universe, I believe, means that things never go perfectly in place, that nothing fits symmetrically in the assembly instructions of the Swedish furniture or surprises in the chocolate eggs, that objects are not able to systematically achieve a balance. Your toast the buttered side falls to the ground. The best school to take over fist in the face in life instead of becoming the country's leaders. Nobody gets what they want but those who do not want to have something a hundredweight. Those who have teeth have no bread, and vice versa, as the ancient proverb. Asymmetry reigns. And 'well established that Murphy was right, that dell'onomima law known throughout the world, one that deserves to win the Nobel Prize were it not that no one knows who he is, if you call it exactly like that or whether it ever really existed. After all, the "Murphy's Law" is not even a law, what encoding is simply a universal truth summed up in the principle: "If something can go wrong will go wrong." Nevertheless, the depressing truth of this principle applies to everyone, without any possible parliamentary immunity, legitimate grounds, safe-conducts economic, social status or personal o sessuali. Di seguito un piccolo campionario di possibili corollari alla formula di base. l volume del traffico stradale è sempre inversamente proporzionale al tempo a disposizione. Se non avete nessuna fretta, la strada è sgombra. Se siete in ritardo, la strada è paralizzata. In un palazzo di molti piani, quando chiamate l'ascensore dal piano terra, la cabina sarà ferma a un piano alto. Se la chiamate da un piano alto, la cabina sarà al piano terra. (Corollario: se avete tre valigione di ritorno da un viaggio, l'ascensore sarà guasto). Quando fate retromarcia da un parcheggio, ci sarà sempre qualcuno che passerà dietro la vostra auto. È assolutamente impossibile riuscire a far salire contemporaneamente in auto una famiglia whole. If you left the pot on the fire going on vacation or you have forgotten your passport, you will remember when you are at least an hour from home. The memory is again in direct proportion to the distance you are further away from the possibility to correct the oversight, better memory function. The other line always moves faster than the one where you are. The teeth will wait patiently for the weekend explosion of pain or, possibly, on the eve of August or Christmas. The same principle applies to a very high fever, with redness, Diarra violent to children. The holidays are a cause of serious diseases and afflictions. The cut of your choice will always be empty, because it seems that this year all the lead. But a few years earlier, was always smaller than your size or larger, abundant today, to be exhausted. The big unexpected expense comes when you have less money. If you go to take a person at the airport and six in advance, the plane will be a significant delay. If you arrive late, the aircraft will already come with strong advance. When the bank's computer, or the gas company, water, electricity, the Inland Revenue make a simple error in calculation, the error will always be against you, never in your favor. Your PC will wait patiently for a few minutes are missing from the final delivery of a thesis, a report of an article to nail. The quality of a photocopy will be worse than what is most important and hard to find the original document. Will be the most valuable ones that will suffer the most harm or will be lost. Nothing is foolproof because fools are incredibly talented. Even those who believe they are able to plan and predict everything will sooner or later, victims of the Law of Muprhy, because another article notes: "Every solution to a problem, it automatically creates new problems." 
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