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MaritoZen: momo, vuoi un po' di parmigiano sulla pasta?
momo: no
MZ: allora tieni, ecco la forchettina, pasta senza formaggio...
momo: no
MZ: non ti va?
momo: no
MZ: allora la mangia papà!
momo: no
MZ: ...
momo: ...
MZ: senti, che ne dici se inventiamo un nuovo gioco...
momo: no
MZ: but listen, listen if you like this game: it's called game, and yes you this: we all say yes!
momo ...
MZ: mother by a pool Dad?
I said yes!
MZ: we want to eat pasta all together?
in chorus: SIII!
MZ: You want some mom 'of cheese?
I said yes!
MZ: momo you know it say yes?
momo: shì
MZ: bravo! yes!
momo: shì!
MZ:
yes I said yes
MZ: Yes
momo: shì!
MZ: ohhh that good, did you hear momo mom can say yes!
I said yes! MZ
here, momo then keep on playing!
momo: shì !
MZ: keep your fork! want to eat pasta?
momo: no
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Burlesque

Burlesque

A vedere uno spettacolo di burlesque. Amici ti spiegano che "non è volgare", mica lo spogliarello caro ai pipparoli di un'epoca fa, e nemmeno il più moderno strip-tease squallido di periferia, con le calze a rete bucate sulla chiappa, perché il burlesque, colpa o merito sicuramente della maschera e delle piume, custodisce un surplus di ironia, e poi, non ci credi?, di eleganza, vera arte, "ma li hai visti i costumi che belli che sono?", e amiche si sforzeranno di farti capire che non siamo né dalle parti del calendarietto profumato da camionista e nemmeno del mercenario bunga bunga presidenziale. Altri citeranno, come l'oliva vivente nel calice di un immancabile Martini, l’ex girlfriend of Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, who has also done a lot of money, with 'I'm burlesque. In fact, even now on the walls of advertising leaflets inviting bar burlesque courses, workshops and seminars as not even to the foundation Italianieuropei, yet the film and the reality-themed broadcast on Sky, "Lady Burlesque", where participants provide fortunate to even feathers and corsets, sailor or the cap from the dress of the great-grandmother died. And then you think the writer has reason Fulvio Abbate, when it led to a show that said that basically, the burlesque is nothing more than "social democracy exhibitionism," one of those activities which, in its require other forms of extreme well attended and a great love for risk, and that another lap dance, but who feel like it now.

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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law

The basic structure of the universe, I believe, means that things never go perfectly in place, that nothing fits symmetrically in the assembly instructions of the Swedish furniture or surprises in the chocolate eggs, that objects are not able to systematically achieve a balance. Your toast the buttered side falls to the ground. The best school to take over fist in the face in life instead of becoming the country's leaders. Nobody gets what they want but those who do not want to have something a hundredweight. Those who have teeth have no bread, and vice versa, as the ancient proverb. Asymmetry reigns. And 'well established that Murphy was right, that dell'onomima law known throughout the world, one that deserves to win the Nobel Prize were it not that no one knows who he is, if you call it exactly like that or whether it ever really existed. After all, the "Murphy's Law" is not even a law, what encoding is simply a universal truth summed up in the principle: "If something can go wrong will go wrong." Nevertheless, the depressing truth of this principle applies to everyone, without any possible parliamentary immunity, legitimate grounds, safe-conducts economic, social status or personal o sessuali. Di seguito un piccolo campionario di possibili corollari alla formula di base. l volume del traffico stradale è sempre inversamente proporzionale al tempo a disposizione. Se non avete nessuna fretta, la strada è sgombra. Se siete in ritardo, la strada è paralizzata. In un palazzo di molti piani, quando chiamate l'ascensore dal piano terra, la cabina sarà ferma a un piano alto. Se la chiamate da un piano alto, la cabina sarà al piano terra. (Corollario: se avete tre valigione di ritorno da un viaggio, l'ascensore sarà guasto). Quando fate retromarcia da un parcheggio, ci sarà sempre qualcuno che passerà dietro la vostra auto. È assolutamente impossibile riuscire a far salire contemporaneamente in auto una famiglia whole. If you left the pot on the fire going on vacation or you have forgotten your passport, you will remember when you are at least an hour from home. The memory is again in direct proportion to the distance you are further away from the possibility to correct the oversight, better memory function. The other line always moves faster than the one where you are. The teeth will wait patiently for the weekend explosion of pain or, possibly, on the eve of August or Christmas. The same principle applies to a very high fever, with redness, Diarra violent to children. The holidays are a cause of serious diseases and afflictions. The cut of your choice will always be empty, because it seems that this year all the lead. But a few years earlier, was always smaller than your size or larger, abundant today, to be exhausted. The big unexpected expense comes when you have less money. If you go to take a person at the airport and six in advance, the plane will be a significant delay. If you arrive late, the aircraft will already come with strong advance. When the bank's computer, or the gas company, water, electricity, the Inland Revenue make a simple error in calculation, the error will always be against you, never in your favor. Your PC will wait patiently for a few minutes are missing from the final delivery of a thesis, a report of an article to nail. The quality of a photocopy will be worse than what is most important and hard to find the original document. Will be the most valuable ones that will suffer the most harm or will be lost. Nothing is foolproof because fools are incredibly talented. Even those who believe they are able to plan and predict everything will sooner or later, victims of the Law of Muprhy, because another article notes: "Every solution to a problem, it automatically creates new problems."

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Placebo or not

Placebo or not

This year I decided to try homeopathy, that you never know. They told me that homeopathy is useless, like water cool. Others have vowed to have derived enormous benefit from homeopathic treatment, and in any case - they told me - with me and my spring allergies would be a last resort. Some say that there is no scientific evidence on the effectiveness of homeopathy. It is not entirely true, however there are flowers of scientific evidence of the harmfulness of many allopathic medicines, so if we take the tests. Now I am naturally skeptical, but I can take for this kind of irrational things that I have the same perspective on the existence of God or the certification of miracles: we do not know if homeopathy works, but when the situation is desperate and has tried everything else, why not? Then when an afternoon of winter sono andato nello studio di questo omeopata, uno molto caro e molto rinomato, ho pensato che forse l'omeopatia sarà davvero inutile, ma almeno di solito l'omeopata è una persona gentile, che ti sta a sentire, ti chiede cosa e come ti senti, prende un sacco di appunti, ed è insomma piuttosto diverso da certi mediconi che ti trattano come un oggetto ti riempiono di farmaci ed esami e quasi quasi quando ti vedono ti sputano in faccia (tipo il dottor House, ma nei telefilm siamo sempre disposti a tutto). Poi lui mi ha dato un po' di granuli da sciogliere in bocca due volte al dì e mi ha congedato. Dentro quei granuli zuccherati ci sarà un'infinitesimale quantità del princio attivo che causa il mio stesso malessere facendomelo passare, or suggestion and will be in a couple of months as before and more than before and I sneeze Gratteri. Maybe it will be a placebo effect, but sometimes that helps as well.

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Chao Alberto

Chao Alberto, non sono arrivato in tempo per accompagnarti nel tuoultimo viaggio e non trovo le parole per descrivere il mio dolore.... Ti ricordo con questa tua ultima, e come al solito bellissima, intervista:
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Carnival Masks

Carnival

Me neither I was realizing that it was Carnival. They told me that this year there are so many men dressed as women, you are discovering their true nature, or is the fault of the coincidence in time of Mardi Gras by March 8. In truth I feel discomfort for the joy of some compulsory festivals like the carnival, or for those going to huddle under the wagons around Viareggio masks fixed in Venice and sad, almost as much for certain groups of province of women with heavy makeup and mimosas arm the same day of the year fill the tables of restaurants waiting for the arrival of a stripper. Then invite me to a party and instead I like to think about how to introduce myself. I know I'll find a lot of people, who will be dressed as a musketeer, who to my lady of Venice, who teddy bear, who gives Spider-Man, who by zorro, who as a nurse slut, who gives a cavalry officer, who by the Beatles, who by Trotskyite pastry chef, who by the color blue fairy, who by michael jackson but looking like a Moammar Gadhafi. And I would do as a kid twenty years ago, when the ugly, not having anything to put on to dress decently and exit way to participate in fights between gangs of urchins made of oranges and shaving cream, you could make up a rock-bottom jeans and an old shirt, drawing with pencil marks on his cheeks and forearms, around and tell us that it was masked by punk.

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Masks

In a puppetry bickering masks of Harlequin, Pinocchio, Pulcinella. The first and last children of the commedia dell'arte, the fictional creature in half. Harlequin with his clothes of many colors, which are just as many patches and patches. Pinocchio with all its defects discovered and naively so visible, including a nose lengthens the umpteenth lie. Pulcinella B & W, which gives the deck and take a thrashing, and all survived because he's a hero of endurance. Arlecchino makes a pirouette, he pretends allegiance to face the eternal master but then laughs, as they are menial servant does all the oppressed of history, including those of history are totally unaware. Jiminy Cricket Pinocchio escapes with finger pointing and you do fool the Cat and the Fox with the usual promises, all they perceive when he tells a lie, everyone will take advantage of his recklessness, but basically does nothing but follow his wishes and when at one point crushes Jiminy Cricket and puts to rest forever we find there to breathe a sigh of relief. Pulcinella writhed, speak a dialect del sud che sembra a tratti la lingua di un santo e a tratti quella di un diavolo, è perseguitato dalla fame, gioca la sua parte come fosse Maradona in calcio d'angolo, e quando gli capita afferra con le mani gli spaghetti e s'ingozza, lo sa che occasioni così non gli capitano mica spesso e allora tocca approfittarne. Uno s'apparecchia la tavola con pezzi di carta, un'altro si gioca tutto nel paese dei balocchi, un'altro urla a squarciagola che a lui non lo fotte nessuno. Nella penombra di un sipario di pupi restano maschere vuoti, burattini flosci, non sono tutto quello che dicono e tutto quello che fanno, recitano se stessi, fanno gli italiani come se la Patria con la corona d'allora e lo scettro si presentasse davanti a loro e gli dicesse vabbuò, we joked.

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Future decrepit

Future decrepit

Humor winter since Saturday, not surprised to be at work. Phone to friends about to leave the city. I read the newspaper, including news of foreign countries and held hostage, the industry dedicated to the future of Disney went into crisis. While Sleeping Beauty's castle and the village of the Old West did not lose their enamel for all ages, the country's future, made up of ships, inventions, and dreams, has closed its doors for business: it is studying how to "modernize" . Its latest version seemed a bit 'decrepit, they say, recalling a past future. On the Internet, except as a favorite the photo of Ruby Heartbreaker in the middle of Gei Ar Dallas billionaire and a former Austrian unscrewed with the cowboy hat. It looks like a historical document, the confirmation of the Apocalypse imminent or certification of a conquered fortress without scruopoli. I find this quotation from Mark Makkox Dambrosio: "Today is the tomorrow that we were promised yesterday", he found it as background in a story of Shaun Tan. No one knows who he is, maybe a quote or a voice that goes from street to street, but does something. Belen Rodriguez said on television that will make the part of Anita Garibaldi's TV show in the near of State for the sesquicentennial of national unity, and you want to feel more patriotic. Read sms from my friend who claims che andare a due party sia molto più divertente che andare a uno soltanto.

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Workplaces

Luoghi di lavoro

Dal blog di Sir Squonk , qualche giorno fa. "I lavori non sono mai nuovi per le cose che devi fare, ma per le persone. Le facce, i nomi, le abitudini e tutto il non detto che devi scoprire anche se non ti interessa, perché con quella gente – e alcuni in particolare – passerai gran parte della tua vita da sveglio, e incidenti e squadre del cuore e figli e separazioni e amicizie e gusti musicali e preferenze politiche e luoghi di nascita sono qualcosa più di un semplice curriculum vitae, sono le cose che fanno le persone, sono le persone. Per un po’ stai ai bordi, dei colleghi e di ciò che sono, parli poco, ti guardi attorno, ascolti, ché il tuo mondo è – in fondo – ancora un altro. Un giorno offri il caffè, un giorno te lo fai offrire, un giorno dici che per pranzo hai da fare, un giorno prendi il fiato e dici sì vengo anch’io, un giorno ti fermi a guardare un libro su una scrivania – l’ho letto anch’io, davvero, sì, a me piace un sacco, anche a me è piaciuto molto se vuoi ti porto il seguito quando l’hai finito, ma senti ma tu quanti anni hai, un po’ più di te mi sa, sì ma quanti, questi, dai mi stai prendendo in giro, no purtroppo, non l’avrei mai detto, ci vediamo domani, see you tomorrow - one day you're there on the balcony to make the break if you do not smoke cigarettes, and little by little his world and leave your world, like plants that put his head in these early days of sunshine and light and warmth, friends, travel, family, loved ones, the funeral from which you have just come back, that life does not have to be replaced, may be added, and when you return to your desk you feel that your world is no longer yet another but is also another, and this is also, you have not thrown anything away, with a little 'luck you won something and someone else without losing, you sit down, please send an email, make a phone call, shoot ".

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Signora maestra

L'altro giorno mi è capitato di incontrare la mia vecchia maestra delle elementari. Mi capita poche volte, però mi è venuto da pensare che sarebbe meglio incontrarla molto più di frequente. Ora io non ho avuto sempre la stessa maestra. Il primo anno stavo dalle suore, le quali pero già non erano d'accordo che scrivessi con la mano sinistra, e siccome a nessuna delle due parti pareva il caso di cambiare idea, me ne andai alla scuola pubblica. Poco dopo arrivò la famosa legge delle tre maestre, e a un certo punto una stette poco bene e venne addirittura un maestro a fare il supplente per un po', tuttavia alla fine se una maestro ho avuto è stata una sola, lei stava per andarsene retired, and he clearly felt that a whole world with her was about to be retired, and in fact he was right, but we went with the same until the fifth grade exams. In fact, she has remained, for me, "the teacher". In the same way as the master of sarcasm and left in the second and eighth grade made me understand many things, without even need to explain, you remain forever in my eyes, "the professor." It happens. Some parents of my classmates complained that the teacher was too strict, but not that give us the wand, just seemed rather nice, a senior Democrat that spoke well of the partisans in our country even if we do not have ever had. Maybe he was a recent trend to blame the teacher who said "your son does not study" rather than blame the child as she had always done, even with the use of slap. We short people always told us, before explaining the story, we all have a story. However, I met my teacher in elementary, and I said, my teacher, who occasionally still remembers with pleasure the themes that I wrote, and smiled as he said. But also that they had not remembered with pleasure, and perhaps rather with disgust and horror, I had a certain effect to meet a person who, after twenty years or so still remembered everything he writes and how he wrote. Continuous still write them on the internet those issues, I wanted to say, and today I am very intelligent but I do not feel ashamed or I apply a bit '.

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Incredulonità

Incredulonità


seems to me that go around the sharp division between what we think, what they say, and how things actually are. The simplifications always win and then the complexity is difficult to accept. I share reflections sofriane that the "real country" is us, and all those, many similar and different, they're in the middle of the caricatures of political commentators and sociologists improvised grandifratelli vs. cashmere, tissue vs. Kant, perhaps "persons the first page of the newspaper or the Republic does not see them for months, and are called 'political' only by their consumption of the same subject. "I read this last sentence, in a newspaper, Nicola Chiaromonte," In the time of the bad faith utility replaces the truth lies useless. "I read a note Paul Guarino on Facebook, shows a better phrase Greimas's semiotic," Society of unbelief is left crushed by waves of credulity. "" But I think - he adds - that we arrived on the contrary, the company now credulity, we will remark sudden flashes of disbelief, those who make the mighty fall.

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A good presenter's speech

A good presenter

I lead my life like a show from the lineup perfectly oiled and run tested. Get along like any good host that respects. And here. Ladies and gentlemen good evening. Dear friends near and far. I am happy to call between us. What about the House? Enjoy the rest of the evening. It does not end here. Whatever happens, the good host puts us face. A mediator between those who offer and those subjected to the spectacle. Channel and flow into a life that, as the TV, such as Orson Welles said, "is turned on like light in the bathroom, it flows like water in the kitchen." A tonic, half of satisfaction, seeking a variety of old poetry festival and fallen, with the horrors of pleasing and therefore dangerous. The ancient and modern Pippibaudi Bonolis, pensions and screaming Carrà Ventura, Carlucci the first to last, the do-gooders to Fazio and captive to Chiambretti, the dead and Mike Corrado, Tortora and Wolf. The naturalente Frizzi and the endless jokes. Measured in all registers, from performing the readings, the commitment by the joke, from dance steps to politics, from dressing up at the piano, sometimes mixing the heavy aftertaste of jokes or a dirty word, between a shoulder and a master of comic 'orchestra. Moreover, the run television can not be improvised. You must have memory, mixed emotions, smell the desires of the public, celebrate the liturgy without offending and without boring, especially to be able to handle the unexpected, the beauty of direct as he called that other good presenter. I'm afraid, like any improviser in soft these days, to find myself lost in scute with a hunchback electronic eyes desperately empty.